The Crusaders For Peace, an absolutely pacifistic group working towards peace in Cuborica has non-violently neutralized several enemies of the state working against peace in our glorious nation. They are currently being re-educated to become functional and competent members of the new Japican State. In the interest of the safety for all citizens of this fantastic country, we ask that you remain calm as we proceed with vital political cleansing.
Friday, December 7, 2007
Thursday, December 6, 2007
Terrorist Plot Foiled
The new Japican police force CFP (Crusaders for Peace) foiled a dastardly ring of terrorist plots earilier this morning. Found inside the hideout were Cubnian propaganda posters as well as homemade bombs. Also, papers were found detailing future CLA terrorist plots. As of this moment there is no threat for Japican officials or President Cion.
Wait for the Constitution
In a new statement, Japican officials have said that they will continue work on a new consitution, only if the current terrorist activity ceases. Says President Cion "It's very difficult to write a constitution with bombs outside my window." CLA officials have made no comments on the situation.
Japican Administration Releases Statement
The Japican administration has released a series of statements denouncing terrorism and demanding diplomacy. Said Cameron Bruce, "We need to have dilomatic discussions before things go to far, on either side. It's time to take the fight out of the streets and put it into parliament"
Cubnians Refuse to see Reason, Resort to Violence
After the supposed CLA (Cubnian Liberation Army) bombed several oil refinaries, Japican officials offered a simple, fair, and completely diplomatic solution to the problem. However, Cubnian representatives remained blindly stubborn and continued their reign of killing and terror. CUBNIAN OFFICALS NEED TO SEE REASON! Think with your heads, not your guns!
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